currently, there is one way to contact me. email. i had a forum here, but there was so little activity that the hosts deleted it and all the messages left over the years as well. that, my friends, was a sad day.

at any rate, I can be contacted by email and i also run a very low traffic (twice a year, lately) mailing list.. though I am considering discontinuing that with the amount of bounced messages I get every time I send one out. if you would like to get in touch or be added to the list, email me.

yup, not applicable has merch to sell. i have t-shirts, babydolls, mousepads, lunch boxes.. all that crap that no one seems to actually purchase. the quality of the clothing is sub-par, i mainly only wear my shirt to work out in, but the mugs and other trinkets are very impressive if you ask me. not applicable receives a small (very small) comission for every item sold. unfortunately, carepress now charges for non-activity. the minute i owe them anything for having the store, it's going away, so get cracking.