. phuqed.org, 1995-2007 | courtnee@neevita.net | 4/3/2025, 3:34 AM | |
the 30th anniversary of phuqed has necessitated some digital housecleaning. i am ritually posting the guestbook after nearly two decades of the site being offline as part of that effort.
the sheer breadth and will of this thing was a force of nature that can only truly be understood by those who witnessed its existence, and the overall feel of mid 90's internet. for many years i attempted to encapsulate what phuqed was in a book that aimed to combine its darkness with the redemption arc mental health journaling of early neevita. i eventually stopped trying because i spiralled and crashed out when revisiting the writing. so much of what i wrote was extremely damaging and, genuinely, should have been gate kept from nearly everyone who read it. but phuqed, inappropriate as it was, is a part of my legacy, a sense of which can be vaguely inferred from the contributions of those who were shaped by it, which was what i wanted, at the time. i have chosen to honor them, and that version of me, the hyde to my jekyll, in this small way.
side note: this file is 2600 lines. *smirk*
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r0b @ altaec2.nbc.com | evilr0b@hotmail.com |
3/24/2006, 11:33 AM
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I am here at least 3 times a week,
and I care. although I am not sure why...I think you are interesting, I
also think a lot of your pictures you take damn good photographs. If
you didn't write...I'd miss your writings......especially your rants
:)
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. josh
@ adsl-69-236-165-197.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net | negative_ph@hotmail.com |
3/5/2006, 3:02 AM .
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long time. how's been? hope yer
well.
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r0b @ altaec2.nbc.com | evilr0b@hotmail.com |
1/19/2006, 8:36 AM
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So I wake up at 4am in the morning
because the TV is too loud(left on by wife). There is a commercial on
for the Kraft Cheese Crumbles and what really made me think of you was
the jingle "Crum-believable" that was being sung to the U2 tune
"Unbelievable" This hereby confirms that not only is Bono a no talent
"Ass clown", but he's also a media cheese eating sell out. Just thought
I'd share. have a nice fucking day nee. :)
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Rob @ altaec1.nbc.com | evilr0b@hotmail.com |
12/27/2005, 6:48 AM
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Fucking Dehydrators Rule. I had
one for a long time til it finally just quit one day (7 years later).
depending on what yer gonna dehydrate, you "may" need the slicer......I
never used one....If I was making jerky I'd just have the butcher guy
slice it at the store. Hope your holiday was good. Mine was drunk
:)
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jason a @ 65.119.192.195 |
jvesq@hotmail.com | 12/22/2005, 7:07 AM
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I love those pics actually - hard
or soft - you look a lot like Lana Turner back in the day (20's-30's) -
and believe me, that ain't a bad thing. Oh, btw, imperfections make it
all the more sexy and real!
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Rob @ altaec1.nbc.com | evilr0b@hotmail.com |
11/29/2005, 12:34
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WOW!
Just read your latest
entry about your childhood. I wished there was something magical I
could say or some secret I could share that would make this all go away
and let you have some peace...but there's not ~sigh~
.....I had
typed about 3 paragraphs of crap here and once I read it I decided that
it'd just piss you off. :) so I off'ed it.
Not sure what I am
trying to say, so just take care of yourself. I appreciate you and the
things you do...
l8rz r0b
ex @#philosophy and general
all round l33t mf'er
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Laz in Noo Joizey @ ool-44c0389d.dyn.optonline.net | lazarus@atom-o-vision.com |
10/25/2005, 1:40 PM
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Hey babes ... Just thought you'd
like to know that we've hit D2K in
Iraq:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/iraq/us2000deaths.html
In
the words of New Orlean's Physician Dr. Marble:
"Go fuck yourself
Mr. Cheney"
(And Bush, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Rove, and let's not
forget the lovely Condi "don't call me Imelda" Rice!). I never thought I
could HATE so many people. It's crazy and illin' ...
Hope you are
well doll. Miss you ...
***Us
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Lazarus @ ool-44c0389d.dyn.optonline.net | Lazarus@atom-o-vision.com |
10/4/2005, 7:21 AM
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THE END (by Laz Max
1994)
Ever conscience of The space she invades Her
self-esteem hovers in the shadow of dread. Fear and impedence
offer Creedence to the lonely, She lights another ciggarette
before swallowing her words. Not to be confused with Nobel
deeds of the brave for A crucifix of sorrow drags Behind her
now. "Face it, we are failure ..." Bittersweet, the
resignation And nothing could forstall her Floodgates open
wide. Pathetic in a sea of unbridled emotion An ocean between them
would be Far too much to bear And far too much to ask of such
a Love in ill-repair. In such blaze of brutal truth waits The
door of liberation. Denial could prove fatal, so ... She let go of
the thread. To step beyond that threshold Towards the realm of
inner senses Where cruelty is abolished but "I love you," left
unsaid ...
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rob @ altaec1.nbc.com | evilr0b@hotmail.com |
9/20/2005, 1:20 PM
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lmao at the "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
rant
i have no advice to give, i just enjoy the read
r0b
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Ian Jehle @ user-112us93.dsl.mindspring.com | ianjehle@earthlink.net |
12/30/2004, 12:01
AM . |
Hi. I just found out that an old
friend of mine from high school, Trip Martin, died some time ago. I
haven't been able to find an obituary online. Do you have any
information about what happened? Do you know of any links where I can
get some information?
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Liz Stalker @ pcp09772819pcs.albqrq01.nm.comcast.net | admin@lizincorporated.com |
12/19/2004, 4:08 PM
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Hey! I just wanted to get your
most recent address so that I could send your Christmas card... lemme
know!
Thanks!
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. M. Doucet @
69.180.128.225 | mdoucet@aspringasfoul.com |
12/1/2004, 1:01 AM
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Hey, Courtnee. I know you're
probably rabid-busy, so I'll try and stay quick for you. I noticed a
strange anomaly over at phuqed today, with what seemed like a random
redirect to the hair site at the direct domain. Further, I don't know
if you host yourself like I do, but I'm sure you've noticed things slow
as shit lately. I'm not complaining, but in case you're in the dark...
Anywho, Esmé's eating shoelaces again, all my best until next
time.
By the way, sorry I missed you in NYC.
--m.
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Lynx @ pcp444703pcs.bartlt01.ga.comcast.net | LynxKaori@hotmail.com |
11/8/2004, 1:55 AM
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Where do you Live I want to steal
you! ^.^
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Lanrek @ h0010b589d370.ne.client2.attbi.com | madcap54@hotmail.com |
10/19/2004, 10:30
PM . |
nee, its me rick, i might have a
paying gig for you here in boston, call me in the morning for details..
508-820-8711..
lets make peace please.
-=Rick=-
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brneydgrl @ | pammy0306@comcast.net |
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hey nee, i'm a recent #friendly
regular and heard about your site there...you rock, and i'm already
addicted. you seem like you would be one cool chick to hang out with
and have crazy drunk times with. don't be so hard on yourself, you're
gorgeous/hot/talented/intriguing...and imagine what the guys think!
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nee @ 206.124.139.58 | . | 9/14/2004, 8:59 PM . |
fixing book database, kinda. Looked
at my guestbook to find that then entire thing had been wiped out
sometime before 8/30/2004. I lost 3 years of entries. Suckage. -- edited
to add, found a backup and restored
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Liz @ pcp09773274pcs.albqrq01.nm.comcast.net | admin@lizincorporated.com |
8/30/2004, 1:54 AM
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Hey there Nee! It's been a long
time... just thought I would say hello. It's good to see you're doing
well... hopefully I'll talk to you soon! Love ya!
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. Mike @ 206.124.139.59
| email me | 5/24/2004, 1:21 AM
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Malathion, wherever you may be,
thanks for the Peggy Nadrima quote on 10/8/2000. It's timeless.
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. brandon lockhart @ bslf116.rw.doe.gov | email me | 2/9/2004, 3:25 PM .
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At one point in my life I had the
impression that Courtnee and I were at least somewhat friends. Ever
since the day Courtnee has left Baltimore, I have only once heard the
sound of her voice. That was through a telephone conversation that I
initiated.
Was I wrong to think that giving a friend blind
support was a gesture of good will? Who knows. The link said rant, I
decided to rant.
Who has Courtnee become? How did she evolve
there? How did a Jersey Wall crashing wallflower become who she is
today? I guess only she knows that.
To me Courtnee has always
been an artsy person, wether her art was appreciated or not is to each
their own. But what is art without an audience? Art.
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. Da Gimp @ tide107.microsoft.com | email me |
2/4/2004, 7:59 PM .
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First post of 2004! And Nee is
bald.
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. bozo the clown @
c-353770d5.021-82-73746f25.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se | email me | 12/16/2003, 6:22 PM
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. Brandon Lockhart @ bslf116.rw.doe.gov | email me | 11/19/2003, 1:40 PM
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Nee, I watch you while you
sleep.
Just kidding! Eat At Joe's!
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. Chris @ c-67-161-99-2.client.comcast.net |
email me | 8/31/2003, 4:12 AM
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Just want to say hi and see how you
are doing
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. Cielo @ ool-4354ab98.dyn.optonline.net | email
me |
7/15/2003, 1:49 AM . |
Oh god, I just had the worst
experience ever. You know how sometimes you can get your hopes up about
something, and I mean really high, like past the sky high mark, only to
have them fall with a sickenly resonating thud? That was the last few
hours of my life. The way I'm feeling right now is how I imagine a can
feels like when it's crushed against someone's forehead. I feel
physically ill; I think that if I were old enough to drink I'd be in the
beginning stages of a three-day binge. Life REALLY SUCKS sometimes!
People suck most of the time, but there are moments when they transcend
the suckyness to arrive at a higher level of cruelty. I mean, has anyone
ever given thought to sparing someone else's feelings and not being so
damn self-centered all the time? Would it kill someone to be nice in the
face of an awkward situation?
I am scum.
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j. @ 161.76.137.207 |
email me | 5/12/2003, 8:46 PM
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hey I couldn't get the guestbook to
open, dead link maybe but I just wanted to say that your site is v.
interesting and entertaining! :) You are inspirational in subtle ways,
it's great! I hope your life stays beautiful for the rest of its current
consciousness cuz it's nice to read people who live their lives
colourfully (forgive the spelling, I'm from the UK). Have a great day
nee! =)
.j.
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. meg @
host-209-214-189-158.clt.bellsouth.net | email
me | 5/8/2003,
10:16 AM . |
its kindabad you gave it this name
but i think its really cool.
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. GREGORY SOSA @ cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com |
email me | 4/15/2003, 4:21 PM
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i want to get admin and be an admin
with my own clan and server...how do i get started?
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. per edman @ h105n2fls22o907.telia.com | email
me |
2/21/2003, 2:29 AM . |
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.miQ @ as53-05-02.cas-kit.golden.net | email
me |
11/3/2002, 10:49 PM . |
hey! just checkin out
Diuturnity... very nice (as usual ;) very glad to hear you still
using that beautiful voice of yours! hope all is well... take
care.
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. Jesse @ 66.114.228.138 | email
me |
9/15/2002, 2:12 PM . |
Lottie dottie I hope you like to
party because sooner or later ill have your body!
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. prophei @ 63.107.21.146 | email
me |
9/13/2002, 5:10 PM . |
wretched in pain release
appear induced by voice inspired by fear in debt to
pain searching release an angel sings to find her peace the
voice it yearns for a return to the place before the burn to
the place before the fear that long ago made her
appear
nee, thank you for being you
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Skadi @ 12-228-162-158.client.attbi.com | email
me |
9/12/2002, 12:45 AM . |
"Nee", you bitch way too much and
you have a stupid nickname that you stole from Johnny The Homicidal
Maniac. NNY. I'm sure you bestowed it upon yourself. You dumb whining
cunt. No wonder you're all alone and think the world hates you. IT
DOES. Life is cruel, so get over it.
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. Marty @ ool-18bae0a7.dyn.optonline.net | email
me | 9/2/2002,
2:11 AM . |
Interesting site - you're very
talented.
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j4p4n @ ip248-51.ci.davis.ca.us | email
me |
8/29/2002, 3:12 PM . |
you know people only love you
because you are hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, demonic, angelic,
intelligent powerfull and seductive.
but it's not your fault
though... people will dive bomb right into the light like a
nat...
that's what you make me feel like sometimes...
like
a burnt nat...
but it's ok... it's not your
fault......
i am sure you are happy with the love that you get
from your self and as well as others.
i still can't figure out as
to why it is that a pretty girl like you can also have this
powerfull dark side.
you must be very high on the genetic chain
of dominance....
it's puzzling that we have not yet
meat, but i bet you would not like to do that.....
I might
hurt you or something..
I also am high on this genetic
ladder.. I have something different that allmost as sexy as your
eye, though it feels like your eye looks...
hmm.... i wonder what
thoughts i can feel from your mind...
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J4P4N @ ip248-51.ci.davis.ca.us | email
me |
8/29/2002, 2:56 PM . |
I once had a dream about the inner
workings of my penis...
it was verry interesting.... kinda
freeky but in a powerfull way.
if you would like to hear about
it.... i would love to share it with you.
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J4P4N @ ip248-51.ci.davis.ca.us | email
me |
8/29/2002, 2:54 PM . |
I like your rag..... it looks like
my own.
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. Joe K. @ spider-wm054.proxy.aol.com | email
me | 8/8/2002,
6:06 PM . |
Don't take a shit if you don't know
how to use toilet paper...
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. malathion @
12-222-57-240.client.insightbb.com |
email me | 7/15/2002, 5:38 AM
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Wow, looking back at your
guestbook, it looks like I've been spamming it.. until I check the
dates. Come on people, write stuff here! Don't leave me all alone =P
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. malathion @ llya243.rpa.earlham.edu | email
me | 6/4/2002,
3:08 PM . |
what is the one thing you wish you
could have done before you died?
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. Da-Gimp @
206-124-154-212.atm02.sea.blarg.net |
email me | 6/3/2002, 5:19 AM .
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/me steals Nee and runs away to the
Bahamas
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. jesse @ asoka.omsoft.com | email me |
5/17/2002, 6:09 PM
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. malathion @
proxy1-external.richmnd1.in.home.com |
email me | 1/15/2002, 5:04 AM . |
"Do you know how long a year takes
when it's going away?" Dunbar repeated to Clevinger. "This long." He
snapped his fingers. "A second ago you were stepping into college with
your lungs full of fresh air. Today you're an old man."
"Old?"
asked Clevinger with surprise. "What are you talking
about?"
"Old."
"I'm not old."
"You're inches away
from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at
your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school,
and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to
Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with
a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and
still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell
else are you ever going to slow down?" Dunbar was almost angry when he
finished.
"Well, maybe it is true," Clevinger conceded
unwillingly in a subdued tone. "Maybe a long life does have to be filled
with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event,
who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger
asked.
"What else is there?"
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. penelope nosebleed @
host213-122-161-196.btinternet.com |
email me | 12/27/2001, 1:50 PM
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hope next year is better than the
last. nice reads here.
pen
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terminal @ 230.dsl6660132.nokia.surewest.net | email
me |
12/21/2001, 1:38 AM . |
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. malathion @
proxy2-external.richmnd1.in.home.com |
email me | 12/10/2001, 10:38 PM . |
I'm sure harry potter was boring.
Recipe for boring shit: Base a movie on a boring fucking
book.
Theoretically, the Lord of the Rings could kick a lot of
ass. At least they'll be working with the greatest story ever told,
rather than goddamn hogwarts.
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malathion @ proxy2-external.richmnd1.in.home.com | email
me | 11/28/01,
7:03 PM . |
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Appy @ sea-adsl10-78.wolfenet.com | email
me |
8/16/2001, 2:04 AM . |
http://www.redmondchamber.org/Members_Only/update3.asp?MembershipID=5785
Didn't
try it to see if it works because I was laughing so hard at the fact
that a simple Google search found it.
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. malathion @
proxy2-external.richmnd1.in.home.com |
email me | 5/8/2001, 3:21 AM .
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I recently spent five or so days in
Pennsylvania at the funeral of my uncle, Tom Delaney, the brother of my
father. Tom was 53 when he was diagnosed with stomach cancer and we all
had a good ten months to watch it eat him alive.. and that it did. Tom
looked like a concentration camp victim, starved, bald and pale with
disease, despite the best efforts of Pennsylvania's Finest Funeral Home.
His lips were contorted and pressed unnaturally togeether (I suspect
with some kind of adhesive).
I remember when I came to
Pennsylvania for my grandfathers funeral, even my grandmother was not
horribly broken up about it. He was well into his 70's and everyone
agreed it was his time. The father of six, Edward Francis Delaney II
(my father is the third) quietly shuffled off the mortal coil. Now, my
uncle Tom, with two children still living in the house with his second
wife (born to the first), lay in the same position as my grandfather
had.. and the disease ravaging him had left him looking old and frail,
with the same tired expression of a weary old man that my grandfather
had worn in his casket.
Matt Delaney, his eighteen year old son
and (of course) my cousin, is something of an artist. Tom was a
computer programmer (I guess it runs in my family) but Matt's work with
them is far different; he has a hobby of creating artwork with
computers, from corporate art to 3d animations and stills. He received
a full scholarship to more than one art school for his work, and
everyone around him cheers him on constantly and supports him whenever
he needs it.
He seemed to be dealing with his loss as well as
anyone could. The family had rented several resort apartments as they
commonly do for get-togethers, and when I went into his room I said
"What are you all doing?" Matt, with a big grin on his face, pointed at
me and yelled "YOUR MOM!" and almost fell out of his chair laughing.
Stunned, I could only stare at my feet in embarassment. But partly, I
was smiling, glad to see him so happy if only for a moment that everyone
else spent close to tears.
Matt accepted condolences at the
viewing with smiles and generous thank yous, hand shakes, and hugs dealt
out evenly among relatives as they passed by in what appeared to be an
endless conga line.
"I think," said my father Ed to him, "that
family is the most important thing in situations like that," referring
to Tom's ordeal of waiting almost a year for an inevitable
death.
"Yeah, its really great that you came out and got to see
him," replied Matt with the faintest of smiles and a nod.
In all
this, Allison Delaney (Ally, as everyone calls her), Matt's fifteen year
old sister, stands motionless staring off into space. I imagine her
loss to be far different from Matt's. Matt is practically an
independant adult; as my aunt Maureen would say, "Matt and Ally have
lost a great cheerleader." But she forgot that Ally had also lost a
role model, a big brother who fought her battles for her, a security
blanket and her very best friend, all at once. She still depended on
him to be there even after he was gone, in the way only a young child
can.
Three years earlier, when Ally was 12 and I was 15, there
had been a similar gathering of Delaney's at my grandmothers house in
Hawley, Pennsylvania. Ally had, apparently, liked me somewhat. "He's
cute," she said to my uncle Dick. Today, Ally was dressed up in
something like a womans business suit, her straight long hair neatly
combed and cascading down to the middle of her back. She will obviously
be an incredibly beautiful woman. She acted like a woman, too, but
certainly didn't feel like one, growing more and more empty and alone
with each "I'm sorry," and "It's nice to see you, sorry about the
circumstances" her friends and relatives delivered with such formality
and repetitiveness that they seemed to be enacting a tired routine, as
if they were reading it from a script.
I never said anything like
that to either of them. I am not proud of it. I think I just couldn't
find it in me, despite all the prompting from my parents ("It would be
really nice if you could say you're sorry"), to try to console someone
for a loss so enormous I may never understand it. I think I would
rather run from the flood than impotently attempt to dam it with a
single brick.. and that's what makes me a coward.
Years from now
I'll regret what I did. But instead of saying that, I taught my cousins
how to play card games. To my shock and great chagrin, they didn't know
how to play ANY of these games: draw, stud and hold-em poker, hearts,
spades, or euchre.
Matt seemed to dislike poker, particularly
since everyone else insisted on playing draw poker (easily the worst
kind, in my opinion) and all we had to bet with were Ritz crackers. The
salt and crumbs were getting all over the place, plus Ally kept stealing
his and eating them when he wasn't looking. Matt caught her taking one,
and in retaliation tossed a cracker like a skipping stone directly into
her face.. and naturally, a huge foodfight ensued. Everyone in the room
(kids only) started grabbing crackers -- or anything they could get
ahold of, for that matter -- and started hurling them at each other.
Ally dove into the bathroom with an handful of Ritz and waited in ambush
while Matt tossed a bunch of saltines at me.
Ally saw her
chance, and stepping out of the bathroom, fired a cracker with all her
might like a cannon directly on target for Matt's head across the room.
Unfortunately for my cousin David, who had just ducked into the bathroom
for cover, the cracker struck him directly in the ear and shattered
pieces of Ritz all over his face. He immediately yelled "Augh!" and
began slapping the side of his head repeatedly in a vain attempt to
shake the crumbs from out his ear.
Of course, the spectacle of my
thirteen year old cousin slapping his cheek repeatedly while yelling
"augh! augh!" brought the whole event to a screeching halt as the rest
of us collapsed to the floor, whooping with laughter at his poor
misfortune.
When it was all over, we noticed the mess we had
made, and set about attempting to collect the broken up Ritz and saltine
crumbs that were permanently ground into the carpet. The meager amount
we could pick out from behind chairs and under beds we took turns
flushing, tossing, and trashing until there was no obvious evidence of
the bloody battle that had taken place here.
We retired
downstairs to play euchre, which Matt and David seemed to like very
much, while Ally alternated between watching japanime on cartoon network
and spectating our game. My partner, David, seemed to have a propensity
for calling spades even if he didn't have any ("I was just hoping you
had them," he told me later) and we lost miserably, but it passed time,
about which no one could complain.
Inevitably, after watching
several episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog, we all crashed around the
place randomly. Ally went upstairs, presumably to sleep on the bed with
all the cracker crumbs. Daniel and I slept on a fold-out bed, Christine
comatose on a couch, and David apparently slept on the floor. Matt
wandered off into another room.
Earlier that day at Tom's
service, Matt tried (and admirably succeeded) to keep himself together.
Ally wept lightly. And I stared at the ceiling, listening to a priest
talk about Tom and the months he had spent with him before his death.
Tom loved Tolkien's books; The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, The Lord of the
Rings.
The priest said, "I think the lessons of those books is
like the lesson of Tom's life. Life, as they say, is a journey. It is
not a destination.. and the things that happen along the way are so much
more important than what happens at the end.
"The ancient Celts
[the whole Delaney family is Irish] had a word for a place in the
forest, or anywhere in the world, so beautiful, so perfect, that you
could see right through it into the next world. They called it a 'thin'
place. I think when Tom went out hiking as he so often loved to do, he
was always looking for that thin place out in the forest. As Tolkien
said, not all who wander are lost. And now Tom is wandering off.. he's
just stepping on out. Goodbye, Tom."
If you sit and think hard
enough about life and death, and what it means to be here or there,
maybe your life will flash before your eyes even though you aren't
really dying.
This has all meant something greater to me than
losing an uncle, or a friend, or watching a tragic story unfold. I can
look back on Tom's life and see all the great things he did, the people
he loved and the lives he changed, and that means more than anything I
could say or think or feel.
to be continued...
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. .miQ
@ as53-03-04.cas-kit.golden.net |
email me | 3/20/2001, 3:11 AM . |
"i am ten thousand dollars in debt
over stupid material shit, and dont even have a working car or the means
to purchase one. i waste my life away sitting in front of the fucking
computer ..."
geez.. sounds like we're in the same boat... broke
and in debt. fun isn't it? *sigh. ...at least we have our music
;)
.miQ http://noize.i.am
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. .miQ
@ as53-01-155.cas-kit.golden.net |
email me | 3/10/2001, 5:08 AM
. |
wonderful exposure on the news,
nee;) you look as about excited as i am in those cam shots...
hehe.. when i get out west we should plan some parties
blahblahblah...
.miQ http://i.am/noize http://www.death-force.com http://www.nwhrdkore.com/main.html http://www.dtrashrecords.com http://mediacore.org/ i
think it'd be quite interesting;)
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. Malathion @
proxy2-external.richmnd1.in.home.com |
email me | 3/8/2001, 2:32 AM . |
btw, according to
babelfish.altavista.com, menglefs post translates roughly to
this:
high courtnee, I am bored, therefore I will sign it
guestbook and will insert it into German, therefore you must translate
it i-hope that everything probably is and that you converted not into
freemasonry.
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.
menglef @ 64.40.48.114 |
email me | 3/4/2001, 12:39 AM
. |
hohes courtnee, werde ich gebohrt,
also werde ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen und es in Deutsches
einsetzen, also müssen Sie es übersetzen i-Hoffnung, daß alle wohl ist
und daß Sie nicht in freemasonry umgewandelt haben.
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. Malathion @
dun1-86-4-richmond.in.skyenet.net |
email me | 2/24/2001, 9:44 PM . |
Hey, its been awhile since I
dropped by here, but I was just poking around and I noticed that I
originally left a paragraph out of the post on your frontpage by Peggy
Nadramia. I dont know if I left it out on purpose or by accident, but
its inserted between the first and second paragraphs of what you have
now.. anyway here goes.. whether you want to include it is up to
you.
---------------------------------
...This is why I
can hate so purely, so irrevocably, anything that wastes my precious
time, energy and attention.
Along with Me, I love He Who Is Not
Me, my husband. He is, for one thing, the consciousness in which I can
see a wonderful reflection of my own God, myself. His love for me
qualifies him with the very best of taste and discernment, after all; he
obviously knows what’s good for him. My cells respond to his pheromones,
and being around him gives me a heightened feeling of happiness,
contentment and well-being. The shape of his face is the dearest sight
in the world to me. He is my mentor, my master, my very best friend; I
have placed with him my perfect trust, and he accepts it as only a real
man can. His hopes, dreams, goals are mine; his disappointments are
mine, too, and thusly I hate whatever distresses him or gets in his way.
This hate, too, is black and pure, like gunpowder; it can burn as
brightly and as feverishly as my love.
Next, I love my tribe, my
folk, those who are like as me...
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.
TFF @ dialup-5-33.sssnet.com | email me | 10/18/2000, 2:13 AM
. |
I came, I saw, I thought the site
was pretty cool. Peace.
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. Liz
Stalker @ x98a3a46b.pix.aol.com | email
me |
10/16/2000, 10:47 PM . |
Wow. Every time I come here it
gets better and better! Just thought I would pop in and say hi, and I
see everything has been changed and looks really cool! Keep up the good
work Nee!! Love you!!!
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. Not impressed @ ch7smc.bellglobal.com | email
me |
10/12/2000, 11:09 PM . |
People are actually interested in
this shit? Your "rants" are boring and played out. Do you think your
thoughts are intesesting and original? Do you honestly think they are
worthy of their own domain space? You can read this type of drivel on
any angst-filled teen's geocities site. Your color scheme looks like a
high-school gym uniform. Viral euthanasia's letters are the only saving
grace found here. Congrats to him/her...
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. Malathion @ rliv212.infocom.com | email
me |
10/12/2000, 8:24 PM . |
These people who sent you these
hatemails reveal their fetish; you. They need you. You dont need them.
Otherwise, they would turn on their heel and refuse to subject
themselves to that which they need not.
Conceited/self-centered
or not, conceit being a positive characteristic or not, I'd say that
gives you a lot of power over them. You are certainly more important to
them than they are to you.
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. Malathion @ rliv141.infocom.com | email
me |
10/10/2000, 1:03 AM . |
I'm glad you appreciated it as
much, if not more, than I did. If you're curious, or just want to credit
the author, the name of the woman who wrote it is Peggy Nadrima. Enjoy.
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. nee @
dialup-209.245.171.135.seattle1.level3.net | email
me |
10/9/2000, 1:40 AM . |
being the self indulgent fuck i am,
i appreciate that last post more than any other on the page simply for
being the one i can most relate to. it is comforting to know that
someone other than me wrote such a thing, and someone who reads up on me
thought to post it. im sure the stupid fuck who set me one of the lamest
cheap-shot hate mails on the face of the planet the other day will very
much enjoy it as well. thank you.
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. Malathion @ as530007.infocom.com | email
me |
10/8/2000, 11:48 PM . |
A wiser person than myself once
said: "Firstly, necessarily, I love myself. I'm my own God, after all,
and I put no Gods before Me. I'm uppermost in my mind; I always bring me
flowers. Sometimes I realize I could have done something better;
sometimes I make mistakes. It's wonderful how I learnfrom these things;
it's exciting to have an opportunity to be an even better Me. Even when
I deny myself something, withhold gratification, it's always in order to
enjoy something even more fulfilling and worthwhile down the road. This
is why I can hate so purely, so irrevocably, anything that wastes my
precious time, energy and attention...
Next, I love my tribe, my
folk, those who are like as me. They can be friends or family, but in my
heart they are simply my tribe ... They light my days and bring me joy
through their achievements and antics; they make the world a more
interesting place. Sometimes they are close enough to share food or
warmth or simply company; sometimes they are far away, voices on phone
lines, words on a page. But they're always in here, part of me, my folk.
I cannot feel indifferent toward those who would distress my tribe. He
who attacks them attacks Me; he who places obstacles in their way earns
my ire, my enmity, my hate.
I love everything that belongs to me,
all my stuff. I love my books, my music, my pretty china, my coffee
machine, my raincoat, my old, soft green blouse. I hate anybody who
would steal, destroy or disorder my precious stuff; why wouldn't I? What
value could such a creep have that would exceed that of my heavy
stoneware mug, my perfect leather bag?
Contingent on all of this,
I love the world. It's so beautiful, so perfect a setting for my God,
Me. I love mountains, the sea, acres of trees without a single house,
rows of houses all antiqueand charming, museums, fog, delicious
nourishment, quiet afternoons, star-filled nights. If only there weren't
all these anti-life bastards who want to fuck it all up, who hate
themselves so much they have to destroy the source of their own
sustenance. I hate them. Only in the depths of the black flame in my
heart is it known how much I hate them and what they've done to the
world, these library-burners, these child-molesters, these people who,
as Charlie said, kill things that are better than they are. When they
ask why we hate them, can they ever really understand the answer unless
they love as we do, love with the dark love of life and self?"
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. Nic @
pppa17-resalenorfolk4-4r7123.saturn.bbn.com | email
me |
10/7/2000, 5:15 PM . |
Your site is quite impressive-nuf
sed.
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.
kel @ cc457405-a.stana1.occa.home.com | email
me |
10/6/2000, 11:37 PM . |
nee,
Sorry it's taken me so
long to get here and check everything out. Rowr. Half-naked nee pics eh?
You're a walking advertisement for gorgeous :) Maybe I'll make it up to
Seattle sometime soon, been promising Wrl and yt for months. Anyhow,
back to being sick.
Take care, kel
"I may be a bad
woman, but I'm awfully good company." - Fanny Brice
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. stile @ 24.68.59.240.on.wave.home.com | email me | 10/5/2000, 10:05 AM
. |
You're still a jealous fucked up
little baby courtnee.
Keep writing about me, I love hearing my
name mentioned!
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. snuffkin @ web-cache.staffs.ac.uk | email
me |
10/4/2000, 9:34 AM . |
any chance you could listen to my
remix of mystere? I sent you an email about it. I'd like to do something
with the song rather than it sit in a netdrive account.
spiders
are the universal beauty, that's why so many people are afraid of them.
It's deep in the mind that we're so far away from being beautiful to
anyone but ourselves. Venus is a BlackWidow
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. the silent beatle, the walrus is paul, and john is
dead. @ ci26048-a.nash1.tn.home.com | email
me |
10/3/2000, 10:27 PM . |
hey nee. dont make it
bad take a sad song and make it better. remember to let her into
your heart. than you can start to make it better hey jude, dont
be afraid ypu were made to go out and get her the minute you let
her under your skin, then you begin to make it better but any time
you feel the pain hey jude refrain, dont carry the world upon your
shoulder, for well you know im just a fool, who plays it cool by
making his world a little colder. da da da yeah Hey nee dont
let me down, you have found her, now go and get her the minute you
let it in to your heart than you can start to make it
better.
so let it out and let it in, hey nee begin, your
waiting for some one too perform with, but dont you know its just
you? hey jude youll do, the movement you need is on ur
shoulder.
la da da de da da hey...
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. Malathion @ rliv237.infocom.com | email
me |
9/27/2000, 1:27 AM . |
I always thought that part of the
book was so that the person quoting it could amuse himself, watching
people try to understand it, failing, and declaring the book
meaningless. I am entertained to no end that a book written in such
plain English continuously confounds people.
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. Adrian James Miller @ 132.170.213.115 | email me | 9/25/2000, 12:23 AM
. |
Nee- i have a couple of
thoughts. 1--fuck Stiles Goldberg. 2--thanks for the information
on bartolin cysts. i found your website trying to find information on
them. 3--The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy will never be considered
classic literature, but people will no doubt continue to quote it as if
it actually meant a gawddamn thing. 4--having known Puce.com for a
while, but only recently stumbling on your site, i am refreshed. Is your
music available @ mp3.com?
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. Malathion @ as530001.infocom.com | email
me |
9/24/2000, 2:44 AM . |
There is a theory which states that
if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is
here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more
bizzare and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states
this has already happened.
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.
PhukNut @ dial5-033.chi.jorsm.net | email me |
9/21/2000, 12:50 AM
. |
lots of adoration for you .. adore
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
adore adore adore adore adore .. had enough yet?
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. .miQ
@ as53-02-87.cas-kit.golden.net |
email me | 9/17/2000, 3:43 PM
. |
nocturnal... releived of my
post-trauma tension built beyond the need for more
explanations... the rush of paranoia no longer affects me. (i'm in
denial) but at least i can admit it. what am i doing here? sane
thoughts are nasty little buggers to pin down these days...this
daze...lack of nicotine of too much computer screen? i filter my
thoughts , but in physical speech i don't have the comfort of the
backspace button.
rock on nee.
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. Brian @ cx858282-a.santab1.ca.home.com | email
me | 9/5/2000,
3:45 AM . |
I leave Seattle, and theres always
some reason i have to come back. Damn town, never liked it much.
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. Brian @ cx858282-a.santab1.ca.home.com | email
me | 9/3/2000,
8:03 PM . |
ha, looks like you had fun skating.
Just out of curiosity, is that skate king? I used to live in the
northwest and it looks familiar. Anyway great site.
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. GhostNET @
dialup-63.208.244.80.losangeles1.level3.net | email
me | 9/1/2000,
4:39 PM . |
if only courtnee was my wife, my
life would be much easier, no more searching for the right person. how
do i know shes the one? i dont, im just guessing. maybe its lust
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. Ty @ 63.160.63.63 | email
me |
8/21/2000, 8:14 PM . |
Just thought that I would say that
you have an AWESOME site and That you also seem very Awesome!!
Although I am sure that you know this already.
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. nee @ phuqed.punkasfuck.org | email me | 8/16/2000, 1:17 PM
. |
guestbook is back up now.
unfortunately i have very poor backup skills and lost a big chunk of
entries in the database. so fill the thing up again with cool stuff,
cause i get a lot of comments on the entries in here. mostly good. :)
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. Matt
Priceless @ spider-wc042.proxy.aol.com | email
me | 1/6/100,
8:04 PM . |
oh my god... courtnee needs to be
my wife...
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. Chris
Lucas @ red2.axg.net | email me | 1/6/100, 1:54 AM .
|
Just found your site today, looks
very nice/cool. Your also a bit of a babe too, you see mlike a very
interesting person. You can check my site out if you want to. I have
pretty much writen my life story there fr the last 5 months or
something. Anyway keep up the good effort, maybe speak to you
later.
Chris
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. Once uon a time I colored m hair too...now i've a
receding hairline! @ dialup190.d.watervalley.net | email
me | 1/5/100,
2:42 PM . |
chrome....CHROME? That will be
interesting to see. Ever let whitey cut ur hair? THAT shows alot o'
trust! Is it just my decrepid monitor or are the straps an ur tank
top missing on shot 2&3 of ur 3 shot pic? Did it fall off? That
happened to the shirt i made back in home Ec. a few years ago.
:) After all, U did say that the most we'll see is some shoulder
blade....just wasnt expexting NEKKID shoulder blade! Does ur father know
about this smutty children porn ur putting on ur site?!? j/k
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. Fathom @ williamsburg-ubr-c3-124.cfl.rr.com |
email me | 1/4/100, 10:57 AM .
|
you know i checked out this site
from the stileproject and i must say the msuic and some of the art
issome of the best ive ever heard and seen ever. i really dig the low
eerieish voice in the music.
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.
gandyman @ abi-ra-1-42.bitstreet.net | email
me | 1/4/100,
1:11 AM . |
great, excellent page...the writing
was very good, & also liked the pictures (i also had a cat named boots
when i was a kid; got a kick out of that). anyway, keep up the good work
& other such parting inanities...i plan to stop by again...swing by my
page if you get the chance
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. Valentines day is coming up to SOON! @
dialup23.e.watervalley.net | email me | 1/3/100, 7:52 PM .
|
Anyone have a Interesting new years
eve? We went to beale Street in Memphis....never had so many ppl grab my
crotch/butt in one night..guess thats what i get for being amongst 50000
inebriated ppl in a three block radius! what was everyone doin at
midnight? cowering in ur shelters? passed out in the street? Sexing up
the the top of the hour? Or....did u guys; get drunk, have sex and pass
out in ur shelter?
Nee, any of ur cats male? Mine is starting to
spray i believe...stinks like hell. maybe he just pee'ed* on m jacket as
a hint to change his litter box!
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.
Menglef inc. @ 199.108.240.155 | email
me | 12/31/99,
6:31 PM . |
everyone in the office is
enraptured, even the Freemasons. [and they're a bunch of
assholes.]
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. nee @ 207.46.170.178 | email
me | 12/31/99,
4:13 PM . |
happy new year everyone. be safe
and dont do anything stupid. i am just going to sit around and home
witnessing the havoc on tv.
cheers, -nee
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. St. Doc @ dialup116.d.watervalley.net | email
me | 12/31/99,
4:00 PM . |
very have a good New Year! Plz B
safe and for fucking Christ's sake, dont go drinking and drivin' cause i
have to clean U and the ppl u hit up off the road. Nee, ONE
resolution u need to make iz to get ur CHAT up!
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. mike @ proxy20.bankone.com | email
me | 12/30/99,
6:44 PM . |
You have a good site here. I hope
to see some more stuff soon. You have a pretty creative head on your
shoulders. Don't let it go to waste.
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. 15 #'s just from christmas dinner @
host173.lib.olemiss.edu | email me | 12/27/99, 1:43 PM .
|
*DROOL* Never wanted to be a
drumsstick B4 courtnee, but u make it look like fun! I've imagined what
it would b like to be a little pussy (kittty) B4 but u make that look
like heaven also! btw, ive got my stupid litle "raving" bro turned
onto ur music. He somehow hooked it up with some psycadelic, trippy
app. that he dl'ed. Its fucking awesome....suggest u get iy(u prob
already have it being the wonderful womanthat u r)
P.S.
someone tell me y the fuck cats love to tear up christmas tree's? my
little ashton wreaked havoc on ours! just wonderin'
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. DeeJay @ dhcp232.83.lvcm.com | email
me | 12/27/99,
2:43 AM . |
Hey, Nice page layout. Cheer
up, you're a beautiful, talented and smart woman. Ever need a
percussionist let me know. /me goes back to being jealous of
whitey
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. MonsterZero @ 1cust16.tnt12.nyc3.da.uu.net |
email me | 12/27/99, 2:30 AM .
|
Really man, where do I find chicks
like you? All the hot girls I come by are retards and the cool ones are
butt! Anyway, your site is buttah. Great Links, they are the eyes to the
Webmistresses soul.
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. soy @ we-24-130-65-144.we.mediaone.net | email
me | 12/26/99,
2:05 AM . |
judging by
http://www.antipathy.org/~courtnee/family/thanksgiving3.jpg you are
perfect.. why cant they make more people like you? stoned, meat,
hot..
*drool*
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. crysallis @
sdn-ar-002paphilp317.dialsprint.net |
email me | 12/20/99, 1:06 AM .
|
...i think my mouse just called me
'bitch'.
have at you foul device compliant with one...nay
many gui's! terrible wired plague of crooked joints and carpal
hands. what right have you to call me bitch? two-buttoned mouse,
1 wired fence, a single revolving ball to crawl like insect upon the
ground. wicked wench of instrument, foul plastic oval of might.
i could smash you in a breath...yet you try me and cry bitch.
i fear the drugs postpone our drinks for
tonight.
desperate tool of desktop appliance, i care little for
your ills, or dust which settles in tight...corners. yet you call
me bitch? and why! merciless piece of wanton desire, what could you
care if thou had heart and soul!?! you have nothing, but a rotted
platic hole.
i've seen the future, and there are few rooms for
such primative controller.
double-clicking satisfaction, scroll
wheel laughing, angerily taunting, hellspawn of anti-fashion!!! *lay &
clam down* ...but i sit...and cry...and listen to your word... a cold
cruel fantasy of wheeled mouse pleasure. would the single button
derelict of mac fare me any better?
what was that? bitch. you
die. NOW I AM LAUGHING FUCKER
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. perv @ gw-ultracom-cache.ultracom.net | email me |
12/17/99, 1:08 AM .
|
so like when are you gonna put up
some nude pics of you doing your laundry or something? ;]
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. chris @ dialup60.d.watervalley.net | email
me | 12/14/99,
9:28 AM . |
Really like "my brave heart".
Matter fact i like nearly all, but "my brave heart" is m fav. Make more
that i can move to(has a beat)while in tha car and i WILL by a cd(you
get royalties dont ya?).
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. Chris @ host197.pharmacy.olemiss.edu | email
me | 12/14/99,
2:09 AM . |
I'm baaaack. Nothing like a late
night foray into courtnee's domain! These damn comp's dont have
speakers so i havent been able to listen to ANY of ur musack. Still
readain through ur stuff and is more interesting with every
paragraph.(rave)
what do youhave if u combine 1000 lesbians with
1000 politicans?
2000 ppl that dont do dick. HAHAHA...sic
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. Dr
Hofmann. aka. Tony. @ sdcax42-139.dialup.optusnet.com.au |
email me | 12/14/99, 1:27 AM .
|
I don't know how the hell I found
your page but I'm glad I did. It looks like something I've been trying
to drum up for the past fucking how long, I don.t know~!@$$$!@#%
Nevertheless it rocks. This is the type of stuffs that I love to see on
this web. There is not enough real hardcore like this. Big Ups and
respect to all involved/.(brilliant) Love from a passionate Greek guy
in Sydney who cant get enough of good mdma or good mda for that
matter.
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. Ashton @ host197.pharmacy.olemiss.edu | email
me | 12/13/99,
6:05 AM . |
how are parking spaces and men
alike?
All the good ones are taken and the ones that r left r
handicapped. :)
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. Chris @ host179.pharmacy.olemiss.edu | email
me | 12/13/99,
1:43 AM . |
I tremendously enjoy ur site. Found
it through stileproject, and am now destined to be a regular visitor. U
have an ingenuitive layout, and u r a very beautiful woman(gorgeous
eyes). Plz keep updating and writing more songs.
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. Dave Low @ ci51262-a.lusvil1.ky.home.com |
email me | 12/8/99, 3:53 AM .
|
Nice page, ill have to check out
your tunes at mp3.com and remember...every one loves kung foo
fighting
|
.
Bri @ gatekeeper.mas-inc.com | email me |
12/6/99, 7:29 PM .
|
Genius knows its limitations, and I
certainly don't know mine. That's why I listen to Ravi Shankar, master
sitar guru. I recommend a listen...it should be the dog's bullocks.
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. Joelsef Tayler @
cr221782-c.lndn1.on.wave.home.com |
email me | 12/1/99, 10:02 PM .
|
Hello. I got linked from
stileproject.com and must say it sure is interesting reading about other
people though I suppose we do it more as an escape from our own lives.
I hope to setup a website someday but I am a victim of procrastination.
This page is cool, I am truly impressed.. very commendable HTML skills..
for a girl.. muhahahahaha. uhh, peace out.
-sarkos
|
.
peebles @ cogeco-8-170.cgocable.net | email
me | 11/28/99,
12:58 AM . |
Hello there. I was just going
through your site here, and you have a nice, crisp design. I just
listened to Infinite Reality - you have a beautiful, haunting voice. I'm
downloading Threshold right now. Please remind me about your tattoo
in mid-December; that's when I have my winter break.
|
.
t12 @ nsa.loopback-monitor.northwest.pentagon.com | email
me | 11/27/99,
5:27 PM . |
boo, hi nee.
Thanx a ton
for putting this stuff up. I've spent the last night and morning reading
through everything, and just remembering things about my childhood, and
how the world works, and other such jazz. Its so neet how you express so
much of this stuff so openly, i mean, some people dont even know how to
express it to themselves.
Your strong, nee.
-t12
|
.
Mobius @ cacheflow1.sasknet.sk.ca | email
me | 11/24/99,
9:18 PM . |
Dood u've got the nicest fuckin
eyes i've ever seen!!! And like, thats it, thats all i wanted to say,
oh and kudos on this godly page, jazzy layout and such. ciao!
P.S.Yer eyes make me melt, not literally, but they're superawesome
hehe
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. nee @ 131.107.87.38 | email
me | 11/22/99,
5:28 PM . |
im thinking i might get rid of
this. no one ever posts anymore and its just another thing to maintain.
so, ill most likely be taking it down early december if you people dont
start making use out of it. :)
|
.
krow @ cogeco-80-217.cgocable.net | email
me | 10/10/99,
3:46 PM . |
Nee: For the playlist for
moodradio, make the new window scrollable - at the moment you can't see
anywhere near the entire thing, and your javascript to create the new
window forbids scrollbars...
|
.
velkro @ cogeco-80-217.cgocable.net | email
me | 9/27/99,
11:37 PM . |
Courtnee: new look is nice, but
remember - it's not always Netscapes fault, sometimes it's the HTML
author's fault :)
Otherwise, wicked site. I'm glad you took me
up on the offer to host the site here...
|
. nee @ 131.107.87.38 | email
me | 9/27/99,
3:55 PM . |
new look. comments welcome.
|
.
Wade @ d73.pm9.sonic.net |
email me | 9/7/99, 8:14 PM .
|
Praise Praise! Holy Holy!
He
says I'm anal retentive, well what a surprise.
|
.
fes @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 8/28/99,
1:14 AM . |
I swear I had something to say...
But I can't remember. Damn.
Is there any other possible use
for branch never?
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krow @ cogeco-80-217.cgocable.net | email
me | 8/9/99,
9:44 PM . |
Listening to nee's streaming 80's
tunes brings back memories of those high school dances... where I used
to sit in the corner, alone and afraid.
I went home a few weeks
ago... and saw some of the so-called 'cool' people from high school
working in the local bar for minimum wage + tips.
Look who's
laughing now you dumb fuqs. I dropped outta college so I could make
50k+ a year and own my own home.
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. Wade @ d153.pm4.sonic.net | email
me | 8/9/99,
1:13 PM . |
Why can't you find pages of women
jokes?
Because any man who might compile them is (rightfully)
afraid that a hoard of angry grrls will descend from Valhalla and beat
the shit out of him.
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. nee @ 131.107.87.38 | email
me | 8/6/99,
9:15 PM . |
actually ive had my eye out for
pages with women jokes also, but i havent had them given to me as
readily as the man jokes. you should write up a 'really means' page for
chicks, that was actually pretty funny. hey, did you know i can flip
people off with my feet? :)
-nee
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fes @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 8/6/99,
8:41 PM . |
"I really think I'm falling for
you" really means "You're fun to hang out with because you're not my
boring lathargic husband. The minute _you_ want anything out of this
relationship, I'm going to find someone else to occupy my time and tell
my brother and mother that I think you're trying to hit on me, and I'm
uncomfortable with that because I'm married."
Women do it
to.
Now pardon me while I go get drunk. :)
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Wade @ d92.pm9.sonic.net |
email me | 8/2/99, 12:36 AM .
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I have intestinal
worms.
Having looked up potential medical reasons for my recent
waste-system troubles I came upon that ugly possibility and being a fan
of ugly possibilities I looked into it.
There the buggers were.
Little white spaghetti maggots wiggling around in the shit left on my
toilet paper. Well.. all the information I've found says they're
supposed to go away in a couple of weeks... flushed out of the system by
the body and ordinary processes.
Only I've been having these same
problems for months. So either the worms are unrelated, an effect rather
than a cause, or they're here to stay and breeding at a rate
unusual.
I don't like any of those, and I've got this delightful
smile on my face because I realize that I decided to stop paying for
medical insurance because it was "Too expensive and, seriously, when
will I ever need the stuff? I'm ALWAYS healthy!" So it's into the home
remedies and cheap drugstore pill aisles.
For an appropriate
picture see:
http://www.devin.com/TURN/turn.wade3.jpeg
NOT
for the faint of heart.
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fes @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 7/31/99,
10:13 PM . |
(almost there...)
Thought
I'd mention that your site wasn't (of course) included in the wooden
nickel category... :)
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. Misty @ qdslppp123.sttl.uswest.net | email
me | 7/31/99,
11:46 AM . |
Heya nee,
I got home from
work this morning after a rather long night of lovely outages and tool
problems and customers ranting about where their friggin books were. Was
going to go to bed and sleep before I came over to see you, but, your
site was still up from last night so I finished reading it. I thinkI
have read 99% of it(cept the lovely javaerror stuff I can't). Very
insightful and I like the classy design of the place. I must say my page
looks dorky in comparison but yer more experienced at it(and I dont
bother with mine much). I'm still pissed at bill for not saying
anything, here we could have been babbling and getting to know each
other for a few months...I'm gonna beat that boy when I go down to Phx.
He's been promised it for years....and now it's time to pay up. I think
yer bug is gonna be very nice when yer done. Did I ever tell you I got
run over by a "bug" when I was 9ish? Very funny... Anyhow, I should
crash for a little bit but I just wanted to ramble here for a bit.
*squish* - Misty
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. nee @ 131.107.87.38 | email
me | 7/30/99,
7:57 PM . |
just checking to make sure this cgi
sill works, after the di ip change things seemed to be acting a little
funky and it looks like it missed someones entry (from kentucky?). btw
fes, i resent your wooden nickle comment. :)
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fes @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 7/27/99,
7:13 PM . |
(alright, I'm about to call the
freakin' DNS people...)
You sit all day behind a keyboard at work
punching buttons like a trained monkey. You specialize in delivering
the impossible because you can, and screw the documentation. If they
wanted that, they should have hired some frat-fuck and settled for some
mediocre code and half-ass solutions.
You come home, and what do
you do? Punch buttons like a trained monkey. 'Cause you _like_ it for
some god-knows-why reason.
All that time you're thinking, "Damn
it'd be nice to have a chick around again." But you don't leave your
home. Home is safe. Home is countless streams of media straight to
your living room couch. Sucking in that last tidbit from the net or
your dish or whatever until your mind is pissed at your body for
requiring sleep--how outdated.
Movies, though; there's a chance
to get out. Or Sting, if you would ever go. But damn, why does it have
to be _friday_ night and not saturday??? Xando is good, but the area it
is in is not predominantly your orientation, so there aren't many single
chicks. Of course there's bars. But a bar-girl is not the type of girl
you want.
So it's another evening of wandering aimlessly,
reading web pages whose content you wouldn't trade a wooden nickel for,
thinking someday you'll realize that you made it to where you want to
be.
But at least Clockwork Orange is on tonight. :)
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. mike @ c186879-a.lvrmr1.sfba.home.com | email
me | 7/24/99,
11:13 PM . |
About the '73 Superbeetle, the
reason the brakes might not feel very good is that the adjusters need to
be moved out on the drum brakes. I've worked on several beetles that
had brake problems and it was usually the adjusters. The adjusters make
sure the brake pad is close to the drum so the brake take-up is quick.
AFAIK, you have to manually turn the adjusters on beetles.
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. Jeremy @ stgeorge.frontiercorp.com | email
me | 7/23/99,
2:53 AM . |
I can't believe how openly you
share your life on your page. Reading into such personal stuff makes me
feel like I'm reading your diary. I haven't looked through the entire
site, but I'll be visiting again.
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. fes @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 7/21/99,
11:45 PM . |
(It still ain't up...)
What
sucks about being an American is that we get everything explained for
us. Movies--clearly the best example--don't leave anything to the
imagination. (Fucking jar-jar) But what pisses me off is when you go to
the bookstore and buy some book that's supposed to be by the Dalai Lama.
Turns out it's _really_ a book by some psychologist who _interviewed_
the Dalai Lama. So you get like a paragraph of some cool stuff that the
Dalai Lama said, and then a whole fucking chapter by this media whore
shrink who thinks he's doing the world a service by analyzing everything
and trying to relate it to what he blindly accepted in the zillion years
it took him to get through school. Like, I don't want your
interpretation, dude.
So clearly I've learned nothing from the
book, otherwise I'd be more "understanding" of the guy as a "fellow
human being." But geez.
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. Lamer @ gil-cache-1.ipswich.gil.com.au | email
me | 7/21/99,
2:33 AM . |
You remind me that no matter how
hard things get there is allwase someone who feels worse. ;P
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. nous @ 39reno1.lanset.com | email
me | 7/20/99,
9:01 PM . |
once upon a time there was a
twisted little fucked up cunt named nee... now there's
not.
instead we have a beautiful, talented, intelligent young
woman.
funny how it all works out, huh?
stay in touch this
time, babe.
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. luminare @ billing.apc.net | email
me | 7/20/99,
8:57 PM . |
nEe this site (esp. the defcon
review) had me rolling around in my server room in hysterics, you 0wn so
hard.the graphixz rock, the foul language rocks and you in general and
more specifically in specific rock. i need to make time for a trip up
north so we can hang out sometime and run around and be mean to everyone
together...ok i'm not really good at this guestbook stuph i'll have to
get a boy to write my next response for me but i'm sure i'll see you
soon...</endbadansweringmachinestyleentry>
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. ericrahn @ dhcpd12.redhat.com | email
me | 7/20/99,
2:22 PM . |
read your beratement of anonymous
visitors . . . so I am saying hello.
Hello.
I will
comment more later I suppose but for now . . . I enjoy your pages, the
art/work, your perspectives . . . honest, intriguing in some fashion
that I have not put my finger on.
eric or thor or myth or whoever
the hell it is today
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. Frank
Swiderski @ 216-32-76-120.wdc0.flashcom.net | email
me | 7/18/99,
8:23 PM . |
(It ain't working yet... I'm still
trying to get decent dns service)
Yo. And some of those logs are
from me...
I had a near-nee experience at defcon. Unfortunately
I was on my way out to catch a plane and didn't have the chance to meet
the one on-line-personality that I track.
Greets, etc.
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. Willie Martin @ 98a8cfca.ipt.aol.com | email me | 7/17/99, 1:47 AM .
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All those hits on the log from
aol.com are most likely me. I usually check on the site every so often
to see what you two kids are up to.
later :)
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. ShadowLark @
99.denver-16-17rs.co.dial-access.att.net | email
me | 7/13/99,
11:09 PM . |
I just love your personal page. the
picutre and your poem is just the shit!
Great job and great to
see you agin.
ShadowLark
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. onno @ node1f45.a2000.nl | email
me | 7/13/99,
3:41 PM . |
i really hate forms.
but
besides that, i thought you'd like to know that you forgot to close the
table in start.html.
the background on me1999 looks really cool,
keep that.
b y e
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devilgrl @ paix-alg-gw2-30.ncal.verio.com | email
me | 7/2/99,
7:30 PM . |
few people understand the
psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder
will immediately panic and pull over to the side when he sees the big
red lights behind him...and then we will start apologizing, begging for
mercy. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart.
The thing to do -- when you're running along about a hundred or so and
you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail -- what you
want to do then is accelerate. never pull over with the first siren
howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120
all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what
to make of your blinker-signal that says you're about to turn right.
This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to
pull off and talk... keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of
those uphill side-loops with a sign saying "Max Speed 25"... and the
trick, at this point is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into
the chute at no less than a hundred miles an hour.
He will lock
his brakes about the same time you lock your, but it will take him a
moment to realize that he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this
speed... but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast
heel-toe work, and with any luck at all you will have come to a complete
stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your
automobile by the time he catches up.
He will not be reasonable
at first... but no matter. Let him calm down. - Hunter S. Thompson
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the book)
nice page nee. i like
this rant section. -devilgrl
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velkro @ cogeco-24-155.cgocable.net | email
me | 7/1/99,
7:11 PM . |
I made this (work). Nee needs to
improve her perl reading skills, and learn never to trust a README file.
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Wade @ d217.pm6.sonic.net | email
me | 6/30/99,
3:08 PM . |
Sometimes I feel like a nut,
sometimes I don't. Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't.
So
sometimes you feel likes a [DING] Sometimes you [BONG]
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. [Exodus] @ 206.187.136.209 | email
me | 6/30/99,
3:07 PM . |
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. q[alex] @ pdi1.photodisc.com | email
me | 6/30/99,
2:46 PM . |
i'm just writing stuff here cuz i
think that this is neat.
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. courtnee @ 131.107.87.38 | email me | 6/30/99, 2:39 PM .
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ok, i think i finally have it
looking the way i want to. special thanks to velkro for helping me make
this fucking thing work (dont always trust readme files) and neb for
finding this guestbook for me.
cheers, -nee
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