I am getting -amazing- at making chicken stock. Fuckin’a.
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February 21, 2012, 2:32 am in updates
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I am getting -amazing- at making chicken stock. Fuckin’a. February 20, 2012, 9:32 pm in updates
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My shits are seriously impressive lately. Guess that’s what happens when I eat indiscriminately when I’m depressed and feeling like crap. It’s kinda getting to the point where I consider taking pictures of a good 2 of every 10 shits I take. This one was a 2-footer, 1-pusher, 1-wiper thing of beauty. But they just don’t read in pictures, and the lighting in bathrooms leaves a bit to be desired. Still though, my mudcutting experience is notable lately. February 20, 2012, 12:34 pm in public
Anyone else noticed that the & symbol looks like a little man dragging his butt across the floor? (Thanks a lot, Shatter.) February 18, 2012, 1:22 am in events
I’ve been approached to perform for this event in support of Planned Parenthood, and while I am unsure whether I can get back in the air in time for this after recovering from recent health issues, I want to show my support for the project regardless. PINK CARPET PROJECT: February 16, 2012, 5:58 pm in updates
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*scowls, puttering, grumbling, cramping, getting ready to make dinner. *puts teapot on *suddenly realizes I can totally spike my tea with alcohol now that I’m off antibiotics February 13, 2012, 4:47 pm in updates
That was the best half hour I’ve spent on Vita in a long time. This is going to be fucking awesome. February 9, 2012, 5:27 pm in updates
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Alright. That’s the second time in a week I’ve scrubbed shit off something foot related because some starfish sucking fuckbag didn’t pick up after their dog. Time for a couple passive aggressive lawn signs. Design suggestions, anyone? February 9, 2012, 6:12 am in updates
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Even though I barely used it, haven’t missed it in like the year it’s been since I deleted the account, only joined to keep track of Hacker News shit, couldn’t keep up with the speed or the spam or trying to speak english in 140 characters, I’m sorta pissed to see that someone else now has the @neevita username on Twitter. Fucker. February 9, 2012, 5:49 am in updates
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At some point it will begin occurring to me that I happen to already know that masturbation is an excessively effective sleep aid BEFORE I’ve stayed up 7 hours fucking with the Internet, awaiting tiredness. February 9, 2012, 5:13 am in public
I wanna do this guy. Or at least like, email him. February 9, 2012, 2:05 am in updates
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Is there anyone out there with whom you can’t imagine life if it didn’t include knowing they were living it? Have you told them? February 9, 2012, 1:35 am in updates
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It’s such an odd feeling, looking back at pictures from some time ago, and thinking “I wish I missed this, more than I do.” February 9, 2012, 12:41 am in updates
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God damn my tits are fucking awesome right now! Well, they’re mostly just awesome looking. They’re actually pretty sore. The exclamation is more for the circumstances of epic tittary; I’m PMSing, in a great mood consistently, and have had the boobs now for almost a week. I’m sorta thinking of maybe pinching myself. February 8, 2012, 9:37 pm in public
February 8, 2012, 6:39 pm in public
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That was an insanely satisfying dump. Seriously. It’s been brewing and leaving threat-pellets for like two days. It was a beefy one. I felt lighter. And wasn’t tired anymore! It was a low scent one wiper, too! I felt like I’d won the scat lottery. The scatpot, if you will. Aahhh. |
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