Holy good god shit, Trader Joes non-dairy coconut milk ice cream is FUCKING AWESOME
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April 23, 2011, 9:53 pm in updates
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Holy good god shit, Trader Joes non-dairy coconut milk ice cream is FUCKING AWESOME April 18, 2011, 6:37 pm in updates
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Oh, that clarifying moment when you realize although most of it is still good, its not worth picking the slimey leaves out of that unopened spinach bag. February 8, 2011, 10:35 am in updates
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Gross, man. I think either the hospital or Po Dog use that creepy fake oil that just goes right through you to cook their fries. Either that or I really went crazy on the fat intake the last couple days. December 28, 2010, 6:46 pm in updates
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Holiday-style eating and drinking is officially over. Liquidbutt(tm) has spoken. December 9, 2010, 11:30 pm in updates
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IV: “Oh holy good god shit I’m gonna fucking di– .. Oh yeah. Beets.” December 4, 2010, 12:07 pm in updates
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The sight of shellfish stacked together in a tank makes me irrationally sad, since i dont mind actually eating them. Maybe it’s the incarceration part of it. :( November 2, 2010, 12:57 pm in updates
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I suddenly just had a palpable, visceral craving for a white bread american cheese sandwich with a fuckton of mayo. September 12, 2010, 3:26 pm in updates
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ER visit: expensive, Time off work: Expensive, Medications: Not as expensive as I thought, Waking up ravenous after 15 hours of sleep and sniffing out a 2 day old double chocolate trophy cupcake sitting on my desk and eating the fucking shit out of that fucker: Priceless. July 4, 2010, 12:34 pm in updates
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I have created: Hummus! And it is ridiculously awesome. Screw you, dried dogshit paste, otherwise known as tahini! I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone! Mwuahahaha!! MWUAHAHAHA!!! June 25, 2010, 12:35 pm in updates
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WTF, Hersheys, even your pure cocoa powder tastes like satan piss. How DO you do it? June 21, 2010, 11:10 pm in public
Holy CRAP are these almonds fucking amazing! I got the Raw Vanilla and Honey Orange. They are without a doubt the best almonds I’ve ever tasted. Rich and buttery and clean and awesome. Free shipping on orders of $30 or more – get gifts and order lots. Seriously. Holidays will be here before you know it and these people really know what they’re doing. I just finished (over)eating at a Brazilian barbecue and still can’t stop eating these things. http://www.homegrownalmonds.com/ omfg June 1, 2010, 8:38 am in updates
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Ah HA! It is not massaging that is messing my wrist up (which was confusing the hell out of me, because I haven’t changed anything I’ve been doing). It’s chopping so many vegetables! May 26, 2010, 9:23 pm in public
As I embark upon my 4th week eliminating, I want to talk about something very big that I learned during week 3. A nemesis, a weak link, a vice, if you will. What I fear will be the biggest hurdle to overcome in regards to my dietary journey since learning to share my handisnacks in preschool. Sugar. God damn fucking sugar. Sugar causes me to feel dehydrated. Sugar causes my guts to distend and make me appear 6 months pregnant. Sugar is something I crave periodically, between ovulation and menstruation. Eating sugar causes me to crave more sugar. And, perhaps worst of all – sugar tastes good. Sugar tastes real fucking good. I ate cake on Sunday, and I woke up feeling, literally, hung over. Dehydrated, slow minded, tired, run down. Ok so, it was two slices, but if I was going to do it I was going to do it right and try both kinds. It was a party. And now, I’m about 3 days from bleeding, and all I want is cake and ice cream sandwiches and molten chocolate ganache, and chocolate mousse, and waffles, on things and .. fruit? Yeah. Fruit. Which got me thinking – When I started this whole shebang, I gave myself license to eat as much as I wanted of my allowed food items. I eat a LOT of fruit. I sat down and really thought about it. I have been eating about 7 servings of fruit a day since I started. Most times I snack, it’s fruit. Sometimes I have two or three fruit smoothies in a day. And once I’ve eaten some fruit – I crave more fruit. *sigh* I think I’ve figured out what the hard part is. :/ May 21, 2010, 10:38 am in updates
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I would so rather spend money on healthy food, than on pills to deal with the side effects of cheap eating. May 21, 2010, 10:35 am in public
Elimination diet is going well, overall. I’m figuring out how to afford it and spending a lot of time grocery shopping, which I’ve found to be really grounding and lovely. I spend more time in the kitchen and take the time to eat meals at the table more often, too. I feel more like a real person living a real life now, whereas before I’d decided I was too stressed or busy to do those things for myself. I find it utterly amusing how difficult it’s been to find canned tuna that is actually in spring water. Most tuna in water is actually in vegetable soy broth and has salt. I’ve found real tuna in real water at Whole Foods, and Trader Joes, and they’re the same price either place. Yay! The almond milk is going splendidly, even the chocolate kind, which confirms my suspicion about the dairy in that chocolate square I had. I also tried out some almond cheese, which didn’t work well for me. All it contained was almond, milk protein and salt, so it’s easy to see what the culprit was. I’ve periodically noticed trouble dealing with whey protein in meal bars as well. I can now say rather concretely that milk protein is a no-no. At TJ’s yesterday, I picked up a can of coconut milk, and holy crap is it rad in a smoothie. My morning smoothie today was coconut milk, almond milk, banana, sunflower seed butter, 1/4 tsp of maca, and a teaspoon of organic unsweetened coco powder. It’s heavenly. The smoothies can be tough to digest. Based on my education in school, I theorize that it’s because there’s no amylase involved in just swallowing something that’s already chewed up for you. They say to chew 27 times for a reason – enzymes in your saliva start breaking the food down and chewing increases surface area for your stomach acids to do their thing. So I’m prioritizing making smoothies that taste good enough to molest for a while in my mouth before I swallow. I’ve added lemon back to good results. A squeeze here and there in my water or on my asparagus has been a welcome addition, and from what I can tell I’m not adverse to citrus. Yay! I just got finished ovulating. I know this because I spent 3 days solid tinkering with the neevita backend, horny as a three-balled tomcat, wanting to eat nothing but fat. I got a typical skin reaction for the first time since I don’t know when – small little blemishes that surfaced and disappeared within about 3 days. I’m pretty happy with it. Planning to hang onto this for another bit, at least through my next cycle, and see how my skin reacts. I’ve taken to using baking soda to exfoliate, and that’s working very nicely. Caused me to realize that I once spent $35 on a ‘crystal exfoliant’ that is basically baking soda and some oil. Sheesh. Got me there. May 20, 2010, 8:28 pm in updates
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Does anyone else experience a burning, acid-like sensation on their tongue eating currants? Maybe it’s the combo of currants and pineapple? My tongue literally feels burned. Eek. May 19, 2010, 7:54 pm in updates
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I found by accident today that you can poach salmon from frozen to delicately cooked in a running water bath. Fancy that. May 16, 2010, 11:12 am in public
The elimination diet is speeding along, with a few new developments. I’ve switched now to mainly Trader Joes frozen wild fish, as eating $8 in fish a meal was squeezing me pretty tight. I’ve also switched to conventional produce for anything of which its skin I do not eat. I’m continuing to get my lamb at Whole Foods and lucked out on a sale last time I was there, so I’m stalked up a bit in the freezer currently. I’m still suffering sticker shock from the food receipts I have in the last 10 days, though. Hope this store lasts a while. I’ve cheated a couple of times with small amounts of multiple of things to mixed results.
Based on my cheat findings I’ve just introduced chocolate almond milk so I can make smoothies in the morning again, to good results so far. Adding in the two nut products this week and getting skanky heartburn from eating out is enough for now. I think the biggest shift in perspective since beginning this experiment is how intently I listen. Whether it’s been a matter of focus, cutting out the white noise or both, when my guts turn funny while I’m eating something, I stop eating it. One of my clients told me yesterday that my skin was glowing. I’d worn makeup that day but the sentiment was very encouraging. With cystic acne there are often times when no amount of makeup is going to help me appear any healthier. As for my skin, the cyst cluster I’ve been nursing since late April felt slightly more sensitive the last few days, since I started wearing makeup over it. It continues to improve color and texture wise and based on my experience with these things is on its way out. No new cysts of late. Fingers crossed. |
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